Online Jokes… Catch The Humor! - What can be the best way to start your day? Chuckling on online jokes on your cell can be the answer to this. Bless those SMSs! How they instantly light up your face! You’re lost in your thoughts, oblivious of the world around you when, all of a sudden, “beep” goes your cell. You have a message. And when you read it… those little corners of your mouth titter in delight. |
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What can be the best way to start your day? Chuckling on online jokes on your cell can be the answer to this. Bless those SMSs! How they instantly light up your face! You’re lost in your thoughts, oblivious of the world around you when, all of a sudden, “beep” goes your cell. You have a message. And when you read it… those little corners of your mouth titter in delight.
Author: gwendolyncarstensen27
Date: Jan 21, 2010 - 6:26:53 AM
“Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?Because he was a car-case!”
What can be the best way to start your day? Chuckling on online jokes on your cell can be the answer to this. Bless those SMSs! How they instantly light up your face! You’re lost in your thoughts, oblivious of the world around you when, all of a sudden, “beep” goes your cell. You have a message. And when you read it… those little corners of your mouth titter in delight.
Jokes come in a variety. You can choose them as per your taste and send it to friends and colleagues or anybody whom you know has not had a hearty laugh since ages.
Online jokes are a plenty. There are jokes on sex, marriage, relationships, Internet, animals, kids, women, men, office, and just anything under the sun. It’s good to spread some laughter and brighten up someone’s day. Who knows? That little SMS that you send to someone might be just needed at that time.
It’s nice to send greetings and wishes to your known ones. But, it’s completely different to send a chunk of laughter to somebody. It can radically transform the mood of the person who reads it. One moment, the person is engrossed in his own worries. The next moment, he or she gets some online jokes and like a flash of lightning, his or her face is struck by a dazzling smile.
One thing that is missing in today’s hectic lifestyle is humor. Somewhere down the fast lane, people have lost their sense of humor. You’ll find only a few who have managed to keep it alive. Thanks to the Internet, it’s easy to send jokes around. You can find a large number of websites devoted to all kinds of humor.
Now, it’s your turn to spread the humor infection. Start now. Select online jokes and begin sending them to everyone whom you think need it. Send to them first and show them you care about their health and don’t want them to miss the light moments of life. Do you know frowning uses more muscles of the face than laughing?
Get rid of those obsolete greetings and pick up lines. Bring in some fresh humor and spread the antidote of gloom (read laughter). This can be one of the best uses of your cell phone. So, get ready for a giggle.
Before we end, you must know that…
“Sex is like your salary…
You don't disclose what you get but you always think that others get more than you!!!
And if you wanna define love, then…
Love is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire.....
continues with smoke.....
and ends in ashes...
But don’t worry –
we are CHAIN SMOKERS!
And this one is not a joke, or is it?
The human brain is the most outstanding thing,
it functions 24 hours, 365 days,
it functions right from the time you are born ....
until you fall in love!!!
Have a nice day!!
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